Realistic and Alternative Messages that Fairy Tales Really Tell You
Cinderella:
Just because the shoe fits doesn't mean the man does.
Snow
White: Don't accept food from strangers. Especially creepy-looking ones. Not
even free food.
Rapunzel:
Don't pull your hair out if someone orders you about and no one comes to your
rescue. Pull yourself together and rescue yourself.
Rumpelstiltskin:
Don't go around promising your firstborn child away. NEVER a good idea.
The Frog
Prince: Don't go around kissing random animals. You'll most likely get a
disease rather than a prince.
Sleeping
Beauty: Don't touch pointy things.
Beauty
and the Beast: Don't expect to always be able to change the beast in the man.
The
Little Mermaid: Don't expect to get what you wish for in the end.
The Swan
Princess: Fine feathers don't always make fine birds.
The Snow
Queen: Don't freeze people out or yourself in.
Puss in
Boots: These boots are made for walking. Own it.
The Ugly
Duckling: Don't let others' opinions dominate your life.
Hansel
and Gretel: Don't expect eating a house made out of sugar won't give you an
awful stomach ache (and one crappy house owner).
One
Thousand and One Nights: Don't expect to get away with anything just because
you have the gift of the gab.
The
Princess and the Pea: Sensitivity is good ... in small doses.
Little
Red Riding Hood: Don't talk to strangers in the middle of the woods. Especially not those with an animal
magnetism.
Goldilocks
and the Three Bears: Don't break and enter, poke around people's stuff, sleep
in their beds or eat their food. Just don't.
The
Nightingale: When you cage in the free, expect a change of tune.
The
Emperor's New Clothes: You'll hear the truth from children and drunks.
Thumbelina:
Small people can kick butt and get the prince, too (duh).
The
Swineherd: Don't be Mean Girls™.
Pinocchio:
If you read this, you're likely not made out of wood, so your nose probably won't
grow when you lie. If it does, seek a doctor.
The Boy
Who Cried Wolf: Don't expect people to give a s*** when you need help after
having pulled their legs for the umpteenth time. Not even if shit just got real.
Humpty
Dumpty: Don't be too self-assertive. On the other hand, you can't make an omelette
without breaking a few eggs.
Jack and
the Beanstalk: Don't steal from (giant) people and think you can get away with
it every time.
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